Just Got This Today on Ebay
It's going on my car.
With how ridiculous the 2 party system has become,
I've decided to start campaigning
for a weird presidential candidate from 1988.
Come on baby! Let's go ALL THE WAY!!!
Like An Upside Down Lawn Mower
Ramblings from a scissor-tailed flycatcher, a creature of the heartland, reporting on tornadoes, madness, & endless sky.
Derek Doublin
1 Comment
View Printer Friendly Version
Email Article to Friend
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Copyright & Patent Pending; 2008, DEREK DOUBLIN. All rights reserved.
Reserved rights for all. You should have reservations about your rights. You should have reservations about reading any of this.
Get off my lawn. And please hug me. Please, please hug me. And while you're walking over here, could you make me a Cape Cod?
Thanks. You're the best. If there's no clean glasses, just pour it in a ziploc bag. Cranberry juice is in the fridge, vodka's in the bar.
All I have is Seagram's Grape Vodka. I thought I'd try something new. I kind of like it. Say... what did you say your name was again?
Petunia?
Reader Comments (1)
this is brilliant. i'm jealous that i didn't think of it....i did have a nader sticker on my car for a long, long time....two cars ago.